

SOMA SOFTBALL
Three Amigos 3-2 52 40 12
W-L-TIE
Four Play 5-0-1 82 38 44
Ball Busters 1-3-1 54 61 -7
Stairway to Seven 1-4 33 83 -50
Plead The Fifth 2-3-1 55 61 -6
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TEAMS
RS RA R+/-
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Case of The Mondays 4-1 59 39 20
Master Batters 2-3 38 41 -3
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Sons of Pitches 1-3-1 45 55 -10
Schedule and Scores
Standings
2016 SOMA Fall Champions
FOUR PLAY
Standings are determined by Wins v Losses.
Tiebreakers will be determined by R +/- first, then RS, then RA.
If still tied after all 4 categories, a drinking competition will be held at O'Reilly's. Competition to be determined.
The Line
from FaceBook SOMA site
Championship Wrap-Up
From what I hear, it was a great game.
Four play started strong and took a commanding 8-2 lead.
Then the mexican beer started to flow and Four Play's lead slipped due to double vision in the field and CotM's knack for playing solid ball. Case of the Monday's went up 10-8.
Four Play, being the experienced drinkers (I mean ball players) that they are, came back to tie it with Back-to-Back Jacks by the meat of the lineup. The final inning could go down as the greatest inning in the history of SOMA softball.
There was a play at the plate that went Four Play's way, denying Mucci's hustle play to take the lead. In Four Play's final at bat, "Rochester" Jason DePinto lined a single to start it off but was almost stranded as 2 straight outs were recorded. Another single by Taylor "these are my new hitting pants" Umlauf and some added hustle put a man on 1st and 3rd with 2 outs.
With the game on the line, "Big Game" Matt walked into the box. After pointing to deep left to back up the fielders, he scorched a dribbler down the third base line. With JDP running on contact and "Big Game" doing his best Carl Lewis impression, Case of the Monday's couldn't secure the final out. Matt crossed 1st with the speed of a jamaican bobsledder and Jason crossed the plate like he just finished the NYC marathon.
FOUR PLAY won the game 12-11 and Maplewood/South Orange saw its first ever undefeated (with a tie) season.
Side note, I wasn't at the game so all of the above could be complete bullshit. I'm pretty sure I made up the part about the last inning. I heard the synopsis at the bar later and we all know how things can be embellished. But I think its right.
Congrats to everyone who made this season a lot of fun.
It's roughly 150 days until catchers and pitchers report.
Oil up the glove, stretch them legs and get some rest.
April will be here before you know it.
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- written by Brian Shoemaker, Four Play
*in lieu of the box score, here's the play at the plate.
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Week 1 8/1/2016 Away/Home Score
7pm Sons of Pitches v Master Batters
8pm Ball Busters v Stairway to Seven RAIN OUT
9pm Three Amigos v Case of the Mondays
Bye - Four Play, Plead the Fifth
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Week 2 8/8/2016 Score
7pm Case of the Mondays v Master Batters 14 - 6
8pm Four Play v Plead the Fifth 19 - 9
9pm Stairway to Seven v Sons of Pitches 12 - 10
Bye - Ball Busters, Three Amigos
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Week 3 8/15/2016 Score
7pm Four Play v Three Amigos 17 - 5
8pm Sons of Pitches v Case of the Mondays 10 - 22
9pm Plead the Fifth v Ball Busters 11 - 11 - TIE
Bye - Stairway to Seven, Master Batters
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Week 4 8/22/2016 Score
7pm Stairway to Seven v Plead the Fifth 11 - 18
8pm Master Batters v Four Play 5 - 6
9pm Ball Busters v Three Amigos 8 - 14
Bye - Case of the Mondays, Sons of Pitches
Week 5 8/29/2016 Score
7pm Three Amigos v Stairway to Seven 21 - 2
8pm Plead the Fifth v Sons of Pitches 7 - 6
9pm Case of the Mondays v Four Play 1 -16
Bye - Ball Busters, Master Batters
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Week 5.5 9/5/2016 - LABOR DAY NO GAMES
Week 6 9/12/2016 Score
7pm Sons of Pitches v Four Play 9 - 9 - TIE
8pm Plead the Fifth v Three Amigos 5 - 6
9pm Master Batters v Ball Busters 14 - 6
Bye - Case of the Mondays, Stairway to Seven
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Week 7 9/19/2016 Score
7pm Case of the Mondays v Ball Busters
8pm Stairway to Seven v Master Batters RAIN OUT
9pm Three Amigos v Sons of Pitches
Bye - Four Play, Plead the Fifth
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Week 8 9/26/2016 Score
7pm Stairway to Seven v Case of the Mondays 1 - 14
8pm Ball Busters v Four Play 9 - 15
9pm Master Batters v Plead the Fifth 8 - 5
Bye - Sons of Pitches, Three Amigos
Week 9 10/3/2016 - Rainouts wk 1 Score
7pm Sons of Pitches v Master Batters
8pm Ball Busters v Stairway to Seven RE-RAIN OUT
9pm Three Amigos v Case of the Mondays
Bye - Four Play, Plead the Fifth
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Week 10 10/10/2016 - Rainouts wk 1/9 Score
7pm Sons of Pitches v Master Batters 10 - 5
8pm Ball Busters v Stairway to Seven 20 - 7
9pm Three Amigos v Case of the Mondays 6 - 8
Bye - Four Play, Plead the Fifth
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Week 11 10/17/2016 - Playoffs Score
7pm (8)Stairway to Seven v (3)Three Amigos 7 - 16
8pm (7)Sons of Pitches v (4)Master Batters 11 - 14
9pm (6)Ball Busters v (5)Plead the Fifth 9 - 14
Week 12 10/24/2016 - Playoffs Score
7pm (5)Plead the Fifth v (1)Four Play 4 - 12
8pm (4)Master Batters v (2)Case of the Mondays 7 - 9
9pm (3)Three Amigos v (2)Case of the Mondays 2 - 11
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Week 13 11/7/2016 - FINALS Score
730pm (2) Case of the Mondays v (1) Four Play 11 - 12
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